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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Akibat tidak kenal pekerja sendiri.


klik gambar untuk tumbesaran :D lain kali kena berkenalan dengan setiap pekerja dalam company hua3~




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berwajah baru!

cuma header jek tak tukar-tukar. tak reti design header sendiri laa :P ada yang nak volunteer buatkan header, teramatlah dialu-alukan :D

sambil-sambil tu enjoy la video bawah ni. kalau suka ninja turtles tu kompem korang tak boleh terima video nih haha! :P



i like Ryan Higa :D




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Ryan Higa - my joker.

Assalamualaikum! :D


i don't know why it took almost three years for me to notice this guy! i mean, he's such a handsome man! :D ngehehe~ but apart of that, i love his style, the way he is making jokes around those petty things, even on the Bieber Fever. :D you all know who am i talking about, right? :)


Ryan Higa. if you all still don't know this guy, please go to NigaHiga, his youtube channel and watch all of his videos. trust me, you won't regret it. i knew about him from maria elena's blog and at that time, i knew that i've heard his name before. it's just that i don't give a damn much about him haha sorry bro! but now, i'm one of his fans. not ultimately. because i only treat his videos when i got bored or down and i need a reason to laugh my butt off. just kidding. but seriously.




this one is my ultimate favourite, especially the last part of the video! :D i laughed myself out everytime i watch it. and also his own rant called 'Off the Pill', where he will babble himself about things that he wanted to say, such as this one below.



just watch it, maybe you guys can get the point about what he said :D but seriously, just enjoy it :)


i hope you guys will enjoy all of his videos too :D and i have one word for you; TEEHEE~


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aku suka maria elena.

whoopsss nanti Dato' marah :D


Assalamualaikum! :D


don't get me wrong, i love her style laa. i mean, cara dia bergurau, sarcastic but true :) i am totally agree with her on her latest entry about selaraskan cuti and pengambilan students on september only. memang susah la aku nak mintak keje nanti adehhh too much competition la, pening jugak untuk employers, banyak sangat job application nak kena layan, nak evaluate satu-satu lagi huh! kira kalau dapat keje tu memang lucky gila la. dah risau neh T_T


ok ok, whatever la, yang penting aku berusaha jugak nanti hehe. as i was saying... err what is it? aha! maria. aku layan blog dia sebabkan myza yang kenalkan dia. yup, aku lambat sikit bab-bab blogging nih, bukan malas, tapi takde masa haha! :P semua blog-blog yang best-best bukannya aku yang discover sendiri, thanks to my friends la yang kenalkan hee peace~


before that, kalau you all x kenal maria elena memang kesian la kot, same jek macam aku dulu-dulu haha! :D i love her style, the way she put things around making fun about things but in a most kindly manners. i know girls that behave like her, even my cousin is like her, exactly the same! that's why i love to keep her as my entertainer, in a good way, when i feel a lil' bit blue sometimes ;) and she does vlogging. aku teringin nak cuba, tapi aku shy-shy cat la haha! :P i like the way she explains things, especially on PMS-ing :D it is one of my favourites :)





she does gave good information, especially for those guys out there. u go girl! :D


personally, for me, she is quite a sweet girl. watch this vid, maybe u guys will think the same too :)




they're sooo cute together :DDD


if u guys love to layan someone that is selamba, cute, sporting, kind, and sweet, layan la blog dia, read to her celoteh and babbling :) i meant in a good way kak maria! :D


ok till next post, tata~

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beruslah gigi anda :D

aku still frust lagi dengan result exam aku.. aku nak rawat hati yang berduka lara ini hehe ecehh~ ;PP so aku pun tengok la lagi video kawan adek aku buat ni..pergi kat Fesbuk dia atau Youtube KyoPropaganda je kalau mahu tengok video dia yang lain hehe ;PP  memang lawak dan gerenti x kering gusi korang gelakkan dorang nih.. Selamba dan Sporting! DOUBLE S! :DD

pada pendapat peribadi aku sendiri la, si nabil nih (Raja Lawak musim ke-10 nanti ;DD) memang pandai bab-bab edit video ni, lain daripada budak2 lain yang edit.. kalau la dia jadi director untuk filem lawak ke, aku rasa boleh sampai la ke peringkat antarabangsa haha tapi kena bermoral la yek ;))




lagi-lagi time Chulat Skywalker main sebut special skill dia tuh ;DD terbaikk!

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(16SX) gebu + montoknyeee~

aikk?? masuk jugak?? ok, tanggung risiko sendiri yek huhu~



wahh cantik la, cun gile! peluk pun sedapp nih, serius! ;DD haha montok pun ye, huishh dapat pegang je pun jadi laa! ;PP sexy-mexy, aku pun nak satu gak! ;PP











hahaha montok gile en??!! ;DD comel-lote, cantik, kiut-miut sume, geram aku tengok! ;DD

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CIMB kesayangan semua..?



bak kata bapak aku, 'bank CIMB nih en bank 1Malaysia'... haha yeke???

C  =  CINA
I   =  INDIA
M  = MELAYU
B  =  BANGGALI!!

haha gurauan semata ;)) tengah bosan xde idea nak tulis ape hehe~

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alahai suami isteri~ [PART 2]

Salam and greetings ;))
alright this one is the second, and last part hehe for the first part refer back HERE ;))


Talk about Husband

One woman told another: " My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"


Love To Do

· A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
· "I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."


No Answer Back

· A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
· One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, what do you do?"
· The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.


Come Home Late

· A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
· "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
· "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
· The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."


Problematic Father

· "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
· He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
· "But that's wonderful," I said.
· "What's so wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet."
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alahai suami isteri~ [PART 1]

hehe semua nih sekadar gurauan, sambil-sambil nak longgarkan wayar otak korang yang maybe tengah tension2 tu ke ;)) yang penting, korang kena faham ape maksud setiap babak ni baru best nak gelak ;)) ok, enjoy~

Why divorce?

· In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge.
· She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
· The judge asked, "How do you know?"
· She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Love Your Enemy

· From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
· "Samy! But he is your enemy!"
· "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

Wedding Ring

· At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
· The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Why?

· "Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. "Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
· Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, son, she didn't get the fax."

Same Service

· A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
· "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"


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